What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Canada

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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