A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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