Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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cory is gay

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Turn around.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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