Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Ha

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What is next?

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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ugh good riddance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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