blind man walks into a . . . .. .

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

This is not a good joke.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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