A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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