- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Will you marry me?

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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