- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Nathan Gooderson.

An Asian walks out of the library.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

So a black man hails a taxi...

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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