Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

What is a question?

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

save water shower with friends

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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