What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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maddie latino

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Woman's Rights.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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God is real

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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