- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Looks through the peephole.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

I have no ideas.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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