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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

who eats pencils asians

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

A jew went to Germany.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

What is Earth made out of? Earth

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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