What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Hippopatomous!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Looks through the peephole.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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