- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

The Charlotte bobcats.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

PENlS.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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