why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Potato.

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