- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

lick my ballsack.... ok

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

How many dislikes can this get?

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Turn around.