How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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save water shower with friends

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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knock knock

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hey.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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