an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

a catholic priest and a young boy

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

what do you call a black man named mike

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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