- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Hello

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Chuck Norris.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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