What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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gay rights

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Gestapo.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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