A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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