what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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the WNBA

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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The Holocaust.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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