A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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4/20.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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