What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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