why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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The Holocaust.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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