So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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