Chuck Norris watches TV.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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