Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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The NHL playoffs

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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The Holocaust.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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