- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

whats really hot the sun

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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