Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Wats a joke?

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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