Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Lebron Traveled

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guess what what? nothing.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Alt F4

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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