Is this a chair?

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Knock knock What

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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anne hatthaway

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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