- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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