Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

what is stupid and reading this you

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Comment is abusive and has been removed.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

math test 2=2

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...