what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Woman's rights

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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