Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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baby loves lalma

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Canada

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Women's football

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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