- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What's dead? Your mum.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A jew go out of a bar

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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