Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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