Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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