Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Good.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

c+t+c?

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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