- Anti Joke

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What is brown and sticky? A Stick