- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Japan called... They need help.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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