- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Why did the asian die? he was driving

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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