How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Blarg

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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cory is gay

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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