- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Potato.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

The Irish man was sober.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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