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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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