- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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