whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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nice shorts.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Anti Joke

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