- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do u shit With ur ass

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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