- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

What's up? The sky.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

A Banana wrote this...

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Chuck Norris

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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