What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Paul Dylan King!

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Nah

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Anti Joke

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