Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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gay rights

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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