- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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