- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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