- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Justin Bieber having an erection.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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