- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

World Peace

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Whats9+10 19

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Looks through the peephole.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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