What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

What's funnier than 24? 25.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

A black goes to college

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

What abou three times

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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