What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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