What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's up? The sky.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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