- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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