- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

What is Earth made out of? Earth

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