Knock knock *No one was home*

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This is not a good joke.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Anti Joke

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