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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What's dead? Your mum.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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