Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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A fat boy walked into a party

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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