What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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OBAMA

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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you will now laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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