Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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