what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Gestapo.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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