Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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alert('hiiii');

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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imadewords

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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