- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Hi Jacob You cool

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Once upon a time.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

We didnt star the fire ...........

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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