- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

math test 2=2

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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