Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Your mom

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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