- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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