- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Why did the child step on a ball?

The Charlotte bobcats.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Chuck Norris died.

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