- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Hellen Keller

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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