Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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OBAMA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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69, hahaha

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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canaan and mallory

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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NASCAR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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