- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

my mom raped yerr foot

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why was Timmy sad?

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What is big and white, not the moon CC

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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