WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Flab

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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