TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

guess what what? nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

thumb_up thumb_down -7

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

69, hahaha

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

the guy below me is gay

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

This is not a good joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock knock *No one was home*

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops