What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Obama

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Penis!

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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