- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

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