- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

like for a handjob.

World Peace

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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