- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

ugh good riddance

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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