i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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