- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

I'm going to Re-write History... History

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Knock knock What

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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