- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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