What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Sit on Santas lap Boner

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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