Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

69

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Woman's Rights.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

69, hahaha

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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