Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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math test 2=2

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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