What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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