Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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gay rights

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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no u

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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