What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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OBAMA

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Anti Joke

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