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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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