- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Homework.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A baby seal walks into a club...

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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