- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock