- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

World Peace

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

save water shower with friends

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Whats9+10 19

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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